The gastrointestinal gyrations of the Pug digestive system are a total mystery to me. I know now, in hindsight, why it has always been recommended that Pugs not sleep in their human’s bed. One would think the rationale would be because of their awful snoring.
Wrong.
If you are a Pug owner (You can never really own a Pug. You merely provide them with the lavish lifestyle for which they are destined. But I digress), you have most likely been subjected to smelly Pug farts. You know the type I’m talkin’ about…industrial strength make your eyes water kind of smelly.
Smelly Pug farts almost never attack when out on a walk or in the backyard where they belong. That is too impersonal. They usually come when your Pug is curled-up on your lap or on a pillow with its rear-end strategically pointed towards your face. Frankly, I think Pugs view their farts as little gifts from heaven from them to you. Why? Have you ever seen your Pug smile after he farts? A smile that will melt your heart…after making your eyes water!
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i bet the farts that come from my 65 lb boxer girl can rival your pug's farts! you'd think by now she'd start to realize my insanely loud screaming apres-fart is directly related to the gaseous disaster that comes out of her arse about 15 times a day, and do something about it!
It's all that vegitarian stuff you're feeding it! Meat...it needs meat! D
Dennis, you didn't warn us about this when we picked up our Daisy (female in Erin & Tucker's last litter)! No matter -- we love her to death and treat her like the princess she is, despite the fact that she can clear out a room in no time.
Hi Debbie, you know - that's just something a new Pug owner needs to experience on their own! You need to send pictures!
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